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A Collection of My Facebook Statuses

I just wanted to preserve this list for posterity…
Will is away with the fairies. 9:07am
October 23
Will is Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. 6:25pm
Will is cookiescookiescookiescookies. 6:08pm
October 22
Will is waltzing over a shiny kitchen floor. 7:32pm
Will is possibly supposed to be in a lecture right now. 10:40am
October 18
Will [...]

Cat Rigamortis

WHO keeps looking up “cat rigamortis” on google and hitting my blog? could you please leave me a comment just to tell me why you are looking for it? because at the moment i can’t decide whether to picture you as a spotty 12yr old who wants to see minging stuff on the net, or [...]

Enjoy stupid. This is probably my last post from peru unless i get over my hangover tomorrow

lomo saltado
 stone doorway
tallarin saltado
wong supermarket in peru
how to make a life size palm tree

The Stuff

So now you know…

Darnit

All Apologies

I’m sorry the blog has been gathering dust recently, I was rather busy for the two weeks Jeff was here, and now im back to bartending which means leading a nocturnal existence. Treff, the pub where I work, is exactly the same as usual- dead quiet until about 2.30am when suddenly it fills up, meaning we can’t [...]

Jeff and Igu

Pricelist

Out of focus, badly lit, but this is the list of prices for excess luggage on Linea, the smart coach company. notice that while a sack of rice or sugar gets on board for the bargain price of 10 soles, a bed made of 3 parts costs 15 soles and a fridge costs 20 soles, [...]

how odd.

someone got to my blog yesterday from a search engine using the search term “tomato cage three tiered trays”. any takers?