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A Collection of My Facebook Statuses

I just wanted to preserve this list for posterity…
Will is away with the fairies. 9:07am
October 23
Will is Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. 6:25pm
Will is cookiescookiescookiescookies. 6:08pm
October 22
Will is waltzing over a shiny kitchen floor. 7:32pm
Will is possibly supposed to be in a lecture right now. 10:40am
October 18
Will [...]

Cat Rigamortis

WHO keeps looking up “cat rigamortis” on google and hitting my blog? could you please leave me a comment just to tell me why you are looking for it? because at the moment i can’t decide whether to picture you as a spotty 12yr old who wants to see minging stuff on the net, or [...]

Search Terms

Today the search terms that reached my blog were “cat rigamortis” and “boasery”. hum.

Enjoy stupid. This is probably my last post from peru unless i get over my hangover tomorrow

lomo saltado
 stone doorway
tallarin saltado
wong supermarket in peru
how to make a life size palm tree

This Is Wierd

Search Engine Terms
These are terms people used to find your blog.
gustavo Villaruel
The mooooooon
building a duck pen
supermarkets in peru 2007

The Oddest Flickr Forum Post

Sister Merry Elephant says:
Different photos are appearing on my site in place of others that I have posted. Is anyone else experiencing the same problems? When I click on them it shows the right ones, but it is weird to look at my pics and see a random man where I was expecting a shrub!
Hmm.

People reached my blog yesterday using the search terms “Supermarkets in peru 2007″, “Pictures of the moon 14th march 2007″ and “polpettone trees”. So glad im reaching the right audience…

Darnit

All Apologies

I’m sorry the blog has been gathering dust recently, I was rather busy for the two weeks Jeff was here, and now im back to bartending which means leading a nocturnal existence. Treff, the pub where I work, is exactly the same as usual- dead quiet until about 2.30am when suddenly it fills up, meaning we can’t [...]

My Favourite Statue

I added the cigarette myself… Even without it, though, it is a very odd sculpture.

Unflattering, But I love ‘em

This is l-r Anita, me, Mai, Kayleigh and David, the My Friend hostel crew, all (bar Anita) looking jaded and sweaty post Carlos’s birthday binge. Good old Huanchaco. Also note Tom Cruise making a cameo appearance at top left.

Pricelist

Out of focus, badly lit, but this is the list of prices for excess luggage on Linea, the smart coach company. notice that while a sack of rice or sugar gets on board for the bargain price of 10 soles, a bed made of 3 parts costs 15 soles and a fridge costs 20 soles, [...]

OOh AAh SOo SUNBURnt!

i think i have 3rd degree burns to my face. its swollen, bright red, stinging and peeling. mm attractive. the surf was great, a bit big for me but i am a wimp. however the wonderful experience was rather overshadowed by the sunburn thing. three hours was all it was, i forgot my suncream for [...]

Disjointed Musings

I saw the basset hound again today, taking his owner for a walk. i had bread in a carrier bag, and as i walked past, the dog smelt it, ran towards it, and tied up his owner.
a cleaner in the supermarket today followed me around half the store, sweeping behind me. it was quite odd, but [...]