A Collection of My Facebook Statuses

I just wanted to preserve this list for posterity…
Will is away with the fairies. 9:07am
October 23
Will is Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. 6:25pm
Will is cookiescookiescookiescookies. 6:08pm
October 22
Will is waltzing over a shiny kitchen floor. 7:32pm
Will is possibly supposed to be in a lecture right now. 10:40am
October 18
Will [...]

Cat Rigamortis

WHO keeps looking up “cat rigamortis” on google and hitting my blog? could you please leave me a comment just to tell me why you are looking for it? because at the moment i can’t decide whether to picture you as a spotty 12yr old who wants to see minging stuff on the net, or [...]

Enjoy stupid. This is probably my last post from peru unless i get over my hangover tomorrow

lomo saltado
 stone doorway
tallarin saltado
wong supermarket in peru
how to make a life size palm tree

My Favourite Statue

I added the cigarette myself… Even without it, though, it is a very odd sculpture.

Pricelist

Out of focus, badly lit, but this is the list of prices for excess luggage on Linea, the smart coach company. notice that while a sack of rice or sugar gets on board for the bargain price of 10 soles, a bed made of 3 parts costs 15 soles and a fridge costs 20 soles, [...]

OOh AAh SOo SUNBURnt!

i think i have 3rd degree burns to my face. its swollen, bright red, stinging and peeling. mm attractive. the surf was great, a bit big for me but i am a wimp. however the wonderful experience was rather overshadowed by the sunburn thing. three hours was all it was, i forgot my suncream for [...]

Disjointed Musings

I saw the basset hound again today, taking his owner for a walk. i had bread in a carrier bag, and as i walked past, the dog smelt it, ran towards it, and tied up his owner.
a cleaner in the supermarket today followed me around half the store, sweeping behind me. it was quite odd, but [...]