I just wanted to preserve this list for posterity…
Will is away with the fairies. 9:07am
October 23
Will is Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. 6:25pm
Will is cookiescookiescookiescookies. 6:08pm
October 22
Will is waltzing over a shiny kitchen floor. 7:32pm
Will is possibly supposed to be in a lecture right now. 10:40am
October 18
Will is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Chest hair! DO NOT WANT! 12:39pm
Will is sewing stuff together. 12:34pm
October 17
Will is sharp as a razor, soft as a prayer. He also likes chicken. 3:25pm
October 16
Will is greased up. 12:30am
October 15
Will is pornographic. 11:00pm
Will is confused- try writing p o r n o g r a p h i c in your status bar- it won’t let you! 10:04pm
Will is bright eyed and bushy tailed. 8:45pm
Will is the owner of an empty beer keg. Not entirely sure how. 12:03pm
October 14
Will is abusing the honesty box. 10:24pm
Will is drunk on the moon. 9:27pm
October 12
Will is hugging Hannah. 8:16pm
Will is constructed from lentils and glue. 7:46pm
October 10
Will is not a sausage. 2:29pm
October 8
Will is unable to cope with the constant threat of electrofunk. 5:39pm
Will is on the mouthwash. 5:37pm
Will is spiderpig. 12:32am
October 5
Will is partying like its 1869. Yup, socks on the table legs. 6:56pm
October 4
Will is not gay, he just likes showtunes. 5:54pm
October 3
Will is wearing sunglasses in a nightclub. 10:49pm
October 2
Will is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond. 5:14pm
September 30
Will is easily amused. 12:11pm
September 29
Will is able to find Atlantis, but shan’t. 8:20pm
September 28
Will is mesmerised by a shiny thing. 6:12pm
Will is hellbent on elf-destruction. 9:01am
September 27
Will is short and powerful, like an attack hamster. 5:17pm
September 26
Will is scared of the irish. 12:06pm
September 25
Will is sad and camera-less. 3:18am
you see?
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To be honest, the only thing I really learn from this is that you spend far too long on Facebook.
U’re a little odd, to be honest.
mean much
love em
I like :]
I may steal.
Thank you.
haha thats intense!!
i like them…
Will is a cracker eating honkey
Shut up
to lucie:
You have no room to talk. Keep in mind you are looking statuses up in the first place…
…wants to know what love is. He wants you to show him.
…verbose.
…stalking you on facebook.
I’m in a face status battle with a friend at the moment. I wont bite your style but you’ve given me some inspiration. Love the electrofunk one.
haha..i love these statuses..
this guy is a genius!
I love them!!!
HAHA omg i am short…i love the attack hamster!
g fuck yourself annonymous
lucy you’re a bitch! annonymous is only saying the truth!..thumbs up for annonymous
Ahaaa Cool Beanss <3
Try this one:
*Name*helpicantfindthespacebar!!!!
ha ha ha i lov ereading everyone elses comments hilarious but seriously dude find a new hobby, but yes i did like a few…:) :) :) :) :D :D ;D :D :D :D